Elemenohpee: Pimento Cheese – “The Help” Southern Cooking Series
Disclaimer: I am writing these posts of my own volition. I am in no way associated with “The Help” the novel, the movie, or the author Kathryn Stockett.
When you were a kid and learning your ABC’s, did you think the letter after K was a letter called elemenohpee?
Well, you know you are in the South when you get offered something called pimentacheese.
They are referring to pimento cheese, one of the few dishes I know of that can be served alongside fancy crackers at a wedding reception or smooshed between two slices of white bread with a dill pickle spear on the side after a hard day of working in the yard.
It may surprise you that Mississippi has a thriving food scene. But really, it shouldn’t. We’ve been preparing delicious food for generations. There is always a special place for the greasy spoon and the Mom and Pop diners with their fried catfish and hushpuppies. But we’ve got fine dining covered too.
I’ve mentioned places like Babalu and Walker’s Drive In. A few months ago, I treated The Husband to a birthday lunch at Parlor Market. There are a lot of new and exciting things going on in Downtown Jackson and Parlor Market is one of them. They opened last year and specialize in Southern cuisine, but somehow they’ve managed to take some of the old classics and make it very chic.
Parlor Market single-handedly broke a twenty-something-year aversion to pimento cheese. The first time I tasted pimento cheese as a child, it came from a plastic container. It was neon orange and the consistency of jello salad. I know, that’s like eating Spam and deciding you don’t like beef. But since that fateful day, I made a point to never let pimento cheese touch my plate.

So imagine my dismay when The Husband, for his birthday lunch, decides he wants to start with an order of pimento cheese. Looking back now, he was probably thinking if he ordered something I didn’t like he wouldn’t have to share.
And really, what could I say?
“Honey, I know it’s your birthday and all, but I don’t like pimento cheese. And it’s all about me. No matter what day it is.”
Two things went through my head when our waiter brought out our appetizer.
1.) There is some nice natural light coming in through this window. I wish I had my camera because this would actually make a great picture.
2.) Well, I can at least munch on the crostini until our food comes.
The Husband dug right in, scooping up a big blob of pimento cheese with a crostini and shoving it into his mouth. He started talking and pointing then. It was hard to understand what he was saying with his mouth full, but I did manage to make out, “You need to try this.”
Long story short, even after our entrees arrived we were still caught up in noshing on the pimento cheese. Then we ordered another basket of crostini because we ran out. There was no neon orange jello salad going on here. It was cheesy deliciousness with a hint of smokiness.
The kind people at Parlor Market were gracious enough to share the recipe.
Update: On October 14, 2011, Craig Noone, owner and executive chef of Parlor Market, was killed in an automobile accident. He was 32-years old. Downtown Jackson lost a hero and great visionary, but his legacy lives on through his restaurant and the people that will continue to enjoy the fruits of his labor.
To read more about Craig, visit The Downtown Jackson Partners tribute.
| Parlor Market Pimento Cheese |
- For pimento cheese:
- 1 pound smoked cheddar, grated
- 1 pound bacon, cooked, crumbled
- 8 oz. cream cheese, softened
- 1 quart mayonnaise
- Approximately ¼-can chipotle peppers in adobo, chopped
- 1 green onion, white and green parts, chopped, optional
- For crostini:
- 1 day old baguette, sliced
- 1/4 cup olive oil
- Paprika, Italian seasoning, kosher salt
- Mix all ingredients together in a medium bowl and garnish with green onions, if desired.
- Serve on a sandwich or with crostini.
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- Arrange baguette slices in one layer on a cookie sheet. Drizzle with olive oil.
- Sprinkle with spices.
- Bake for 15 minutes or until crostini is toasted.














I’ve never had pimento cheese but I’ve heard that homemade is like….SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND times better. I feel like you’ve just proven that right.
I never even knew what went into pimento cheese before! I just knew it came from a plastic container and was orange. Bacon? Sign me up!
Funny I was the same way and my local grocery store was the one to change my mind. They take the deli cheese ends that they cannot slice any further and make pimento cheese with it. However theirs does not have bacon… I will have to try this!
I grew up hating pimento cheese. Most of the commercial stuff is just mayo with enough cheese to change the color and just enough pimento not to have the USDA on your butt. The first time I tried homemade I was changed. The keys are lots of cheddar (the sharper the better) and a touch of heat. I use Vermont white cheddar and finely diced jalapeno but this recipe looks quite tastarific as well.
Sounds extremely delicious, but where are the pimentos??
Beth, the chipotle peppers are the “pimentos.”
FABULOUS!!!! I will absolutely be trying this. Love me some pimennacheese!
1. I love learning about regional foods.
2. A long time ago, I was vegan, and I was in love with this pimento cashew spread (might sound gross but was ridiculously addictive) and I’m just now realizing that it may have been based on pimento cheese.
Thanks for the great post! Also I went to Babalu for the first time about a week ago and had maybe the best salad I’ve ever eaten.
Thank you for this terrific blog. I learned that same letter in the alphabet but never knew anyone else did and I was 44 years old before I discovered that people actually make pimento cheese. I’d never eat that plastic container stuff my brother loved. I must admit that the folks who introduced me to real Pimento cheese are ole miss alum. Maybe it’s a MS thing! Thanks again for sharing.